*hugss!* i’m really glad you like it too aaaah :D
These parents are doing Facebook right.
the tamagotchi one gets me every single time
FOR GODS SAKE DAD
"for external use only" is just a fancy way of saying "don’t put this in your anus"
I’M SCREECHING RIGHT NOW
THIS IS A 50 YEAR OLD PIE MAKING CHART IN MY GRANDMOTHERS HOUSE, MADE BY PIEDART
THE SYMBOL IN THE MIDDLE LOOKS LIKE TROLLIAN KAREZI
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON ANYMORE
I feel like it’s a good time to bring this cake back too
all i can see in the first pic is mike wazowski :(
Instead of having a dumb conversation about a movie, let’s have a dumb conversation about alligator feeties.
How great are those.
Wanna smoosh ‘em.
Imagine painting those nails a glittery pink.
If I could hold an alligator’s hand just once, my life would be complete.
i hate small talk
tell me about how lonely you are or tell me about why you keep waking up in the morning or talk to me about your mum’s eyes and your dad’s laugh. I don’t care about the weather and you don’t care about how my job’s going.
if we just met and u try and tell me how lonely you are i will turn 180 degrees and walk away
i hate how smoking is only attractive in theory like u see a picture of someone smoking and ur like damn but when ur actually in a room with someone smoking its like no im leaving